- More control options ( sensitivity, adjust dead zone )
- Unlockable items like The Worst Ending Ever Recorded, Development facts, iPhone wallpaper, diet pills for Peetre, and more.
- Shames (they're like Achievements)
- Better explosions
- 360 way shooting instead of 8 way
- peace of mind knowing that you aren't a cheapskate
Random real life quotes about 30 and Dirty
"Haha fun stuff indeed. I love the sarcastic twist behind this game"
"This is a great game, but why is the main character so fat?"
"Can't you make the hero a little thinner? It's just not cool to be controlling a dirty game-addict in a shooter game. He looks a lot like my brother except my brother doesn't have a fro."
"I've been playing this game for a few days now and its pretty awesome."
"This game has the most non-sensical storyline of all time. I approve of this."
"Really impressed with the game, I must admit. It's a lot of fun. "
30 and Dirty 1.3.1, What is it?
What would you get if Smash TV, Sammo Hung, and Tron had a child? 30 and Dirty.
FEATURES
- a 300 lb. hero ( most of the weight comes from big bones, not cellulite )
- Quick Play mode: Survive as long as you can with 3 lives. The enemies get more and more menacing the longer you stay alive.
- Bomba! mode: Dodge suicide bombers and bullets. Trickier than it sounds, because you can't shoot.
- Electronica soundtrack. You can choose from five different songs to get your dirty on.
- Fight Jerry mode: Defeat the final boss.... Jerry Pham.
- Simple, yet innovative game mechanics, featuring "dirty zones". Kill dirty enemies to create dirty zones and destroy enemies within dirty zones for bonus points!
- Precise dual directional control system.
- Six types of distinct enemies to blow up. Unlike some other games that only have one type of enemy ( the kind that just follows you ) and re-skins them. We got suicide bombers, seekers, mines, free-roamers, leeches, and tanks. This game isn't for little girls, our enemies actually shoot at you too.
- Four weapon power-ups: shotgun, machine gun, missile, and homing puppies. Yes, you read that right, PUPPIES.
- Two super power-ups: Yaoi paddle (to grow large and hit everyone with your paddle) and Kurtis Overkill ( super fast shooting speed )
- Shames: Show your friends how sad you are with "Shames", the opposite of Achievements. If you die 100 times, the game will let you know and insult you for it!
- Unlock Shop: Spend your hard earned diploma fragments in the shop to purchase unlockable items.
- Location-based Online Leaderboards provided by Geocade. (http://www.geocade.com)